Pizza IN the Pool?

I'm laughing out loud thinking about what I saw earlier today...

I do laps once or twice a week to mix up the boring gym routine, and I saw the most peculiar thing today at the pool. I just finished my warm up and as I'm taking a break I see a larger young woman kind of walking around the pool with her flippers on. This was a bit silly. It's rather difficult to walk in flippers. I'm embarrassed to say that I was probably staring, but she was making me smile, so I looked on. So she has all her belongings in her hands: towel, goggle mask with snorkel attachment, a big bag, and... a pizza box? K, so I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt; she wants to keep all of her items with her, doesn't want anyone to steal the leftover pizza. Cool. Whatever. Then, however, she sits on the side of the pool with her flipper feet dangling in the water (and into someone's lane) and proceeds to open the pizza box and take out a big slice and eat it!!!! What on earth was she thinking?!?! I'm pretty sure she had Down syndrome, and the way her brain was wired made this a perfectly sensible thing to do. Doesn't everybody buy pizza and eat it on the side of an indoor lap pool?

...The look on the person's face who was swimming in that lane was priceless.

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